http://www.stallionsnow.com/stallion-ad-131797
From the Ad...
"First 3 people to book will have FREE BREEDINGS! I just want to get some foals on the ground this year! Reduced Stud fee until March of 09 then will increase back to $750. NOT FOR SALE!!!! FOR STUD ONLY-$350 Live color fo
al guarantee on non-grey mares. Will only stand to a limited number of selected mares. This boy has all the right looks and brains." Are you kidding me? Is, Is it April Fools day??Um No Thanks Guys!!! No thanks!! you Stud looks like ass, so go ahead and keep your free crappy breeding's. There is ENOUGH garbage out there, that I'm going to go ahead and PASS on this Beaut!!!
He has sub-par breeding as well... *barf*
Oh and look how smart they are!! They will give 3 FREE breeding's to the first 3 mares, but look further down the ad and you will see this "He will be competed and shown this season so my booking is only limited to 3 mares. " WTF!?!?!?! Um... OK! So I guess making money is NOT an option for you?
You know if I wanted to make money breeding my awesomely crappy Stud, this is the EXACT same thing I'd do... Apparently if you google this lovely lady's phone number she's quite the HORSE TRADER, of crap of course... here's her website too...
http://www.equinenow.com/farm/peele_court_stables.htm
This is super funny, look at the 3rd picture and description on the top row... it says "This boy is sweet willing and turns on a dime.He was shown extensively on the calf roping circuit. At one point the man I got him from paid $7500 for him." Yeah F-ing Right!!
And How come under "Primary Breed" CRAP isn't written there?? I'm telling you CRAP needs to be a new breed registry LMFAO!!! Let's see her "American Crap Horse Assoc." Yeah I think that sounds nice!! And here we have "ACHA" #1!!
Thanks 2Toads, this one was Wayyyyy too good!!!
Ooh one more Random find on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V59MtE6qB-c&feature=related If you FREE jump the Mare then TIE up the DAMN FOAL!!!!!!!! ASS HATS!!!
That's all folks *head slams to desk*
32 comments:
First:)
I STILL kinda like him, better than the dun. This picture shows him off a bit better:)))))
I do NOT like albinos, but he sure looks kinda like a old-tyme Ayrab.
I'd geld him, and ride him:)
Maybe paint him bright bay:) Get him some coloured contacts, I hate those eyes.
He looks athletic. How does he move?
He ain't no QH, that's fer sure.
xoxo Trex!
Yeah, his get are gawd-awful.
The rest of her horses look pretty bad.
aaaaghhh, jumping foals, so stooopid.
HA ha! I would sign my girls up for the ACHA! Although i think they already have something like that, and they call it the American Warmblood Society.
Seriously. I love my girls, becuase they are immensely trainable and have awesome attitudes and dispositions. But i know the difference between "disposition" and "breeding quality."
I agree Golightly~ He is no QH that I've ever seen! LMAO!!!
Serena~LMAO see I think we're on to something here!!
Hah, I didn't know what was wrong. I went, "What's wrong with him, he looks like a nice old-time morg- that's a QH? Where is his ass?"
I still think he's a nice horse, but as a representation of a QH, his balls need to go away.
ATTN BREEDERS: If your stallion looks like a nice example of a different breed registry, you need to GELD him. Putzes.
Ya know, I was just thinking, I feel so safe here on your blog Trex.
Thanks.
Have a great weekend!
Have the flood waters receded?
Yes they have FINALLY receeded and we can go on with our lives UGH! LOL!!! Now it's just cleaning up... Feel safe?? What do you mean? :)
You're so, so, sane. All your commenters, (catabitch, sarcast etc. notwithstanding) are so sane too.
What happened to Sarcasta? It used to comment so reasonably, from what I've read from some way older posts on fugs.
Well, you're as sane as horse people can be:)
Y'know?
I get scared by some of the posters on fugs, they're kinda rabid.
Never feel quite as safe on fugs, even though I think fugs is totally sane, too.
Anyway, I'm avoiding cleaning up the rest of the shop.
Schlobbery kisses to your beasties.
I'm so glad the water is going away.
We're in an ice age here, even my dogs don't want to go out.
I hate all the foal jumping videos, whats even worse is all the people supporting it in the comments. It ruins the legs, it really does, just becuase wild horses jump that young is no reason for horse selectively bred and domesticated to jump that young.
Why oh why do people think if he has a usable dick he needs to be breeding? Why oh why do people think if she has a usable uterous she needs to be bred? Idiots really need to get a clue. Or better yet be shipped off to Island of Idiots. I favor the latter........
I just can't wrap my mind around the fact that some people can't see there are too many horses out there already and they feel the need to make MORE.
And that poor poor foal. And the people saying that it is OK to jump a foal that young. *headdesk*
Trex - you should take a look at my blog and you see with the crap that we are dealing with right now. If the pics aren't up when you look try back. I am trying to post a crap load.
Horses and Ponies~~ LMFAO!!!!! That was awesome!!!
TX thanks for the laughs. Jeez its crazy what people see when they've got their idiot goggles on. Makes me think, though, if I have my idiot goggles on. The last few days I've been wondering how it is that I don't fit into the BYB mold. Oh well I'll post something on it soon.
ND_Appy according to my super scientific calculations, you are on the edge of the serious snow, Minot is in the middle. Crazy isn't it?? I must also take some pics to post.
Oh I know. Where we're at it is not as bad as up north. But put the -30 degree weather we have been having..... Well this transplant from California is seriously contemplating moving....
I really truly like the "Idiot Island" Only one problem..... How can we squeeze that many idiots on it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A3BTeDnysc&feature=related
uhh... ouch?
also...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7aTtZrGZd4&feature=related
yeah, not really such a good idea.
Trex - you need to see this..... and take a look at their other videos.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oszvkRE4tdA
and they have a farm..... http://www.sandcayfarm.com/
*headdesk**headdesk**headdesk*
Omg! You guys found some gems there!!! WOW
I know, when I saw that they had "LONG YEARLING" in the title I just knew I was going to be beating my head into the desk.
When I first saw the photo, I thought he was an Arab, or Arab cross with his top line.
Apparently, she plans to attract stupid mare owners, as she has to spell it out that she has 3 opennings, one is already booked, SO THAT LEAVES TWO SPOTS LEFT.
<< my booking is only limited to 3 mares. One spot has already been booked. That leaves two spots left.>>
ND Appy -
I too knew that "long yearling" video would mean that some idiot would be showing off how well their yearling is going under saddle and I was right. It's rider must have missed that lesson about how when you post, your hands don't. Poor little horsie. My colt is almost 4 and I am only still lightly walk/trotting him a few minutes a couple times a week.
hmmm. Can someone fill me in? What is a "long yearling"?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2WVKYtMmuo&NR=1
this one, too. Wait until the end where the babies jump a log.
Oh, and that farm with the "long yearling". Also has this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnD5od-mdU0&NR=1
Sorry, I'm very bored.
A long yearling is a yearling that is almost a Two year old. At least that is the way I understand it. Like say you have horse who was born in the spring of 07. Fall of 08 it would be a long yearling.
Oh...
So it gives people an excuse to start riding their yearlings?
Oh lordy. He's actually not a bad looking horse, but a QUARTER HORSE? Puhleaze. I had an Arab like him - not a bad looking horse by any means, if you thought he was a Quarter Horse. The only difference? WE HAD THE BRAINS TO CUT HIS NON-CONFORMIST BALLS OFF.
And the jumping foals makes me sick - horses "jumping" in the wild is a pathetic comparison at best. I'd really love to know when ANY Mustang is forced to jump higher then 3'0". That wild horse arguement pisses me right off - are you a research expert? Are you out collecting statistics on how many wild horses DIE because of things exactly like this? I guess the only difference is in the wild, a bowed tendon means it's meal time. In domestication, a bowed tendon means getting jacked full of medicine and spending the rest of your life being forced to jump courses by a completely incompetent child who whips you anytime you complain about the pain.
I hate people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed4M8ZJGx2Q&feature=channel
Does anyone think that the horse in this video looks 2?
lachellesays - PFFFFFT. 2 MONTHS maybe. Even ponies aren't that small at 2 years old for crying out loud.
Does the asshattery ever end??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETGq_IAXD18&feature=related
Talk about your stupidity! Again, where are the parents????
WTF!
WTF is up with this foal's leaf front leg? And they encourage him to jump?
*getting out the clue bat*
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