Living the Dark Truth through the eyes of a horse trainer. Uncensored, uninhibited and far from sugar-coated. Exposing the insanity that is the world of horses, their owners, the breeders, and of course the wacked out wannabes...Welcome to my life...This is what I get the joy of dealing with.
Um... Ok so here we have an ad on Dreamhorse.com for this here fine 5 year old "just imported" Hanoverian Gelding... and you can have this gem for the low low price of $35,000!! WOW what a STEAL! For a horse that can't even pick up it's god damn legs over a 2 foot jump. Oh and by the way if your are going to advertise your horse for this price in this market, let's say we take a better picture shall we?!?!?!
OOOHH Damn it I'm so jealous, I wish all my students had this AWESOME FUCKING EQUITATION!! I should find her and try to emmulate her riding techniques because let me tell you, they are bar none just damn ROCKING!!! ARRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!! Oh yes and I should mention, this lovely pony is also for sale for $3500. Truth be told, this pony MAY actually be worth his salt, his rider however leaves something to be desired...
Ok, now here we a have an absolutely beautiful Andalusian mare. Seems normal... ok here's what is NOT normal, her foal is for sale, for $15,000 and it is STILL IN UTERO!!!! Now supposedly this foal will be a great dressage "prospect" because it will be coming from "Champion bloodlines" Um... NO assholes!!! That foal could come out looking like Quasi-fucking-modo and you want me to pay $15,000 for something that I have never seen nor do I know jack ass shit about...WOW good luck to you, oh and if any of you out there are dumb enough to buy a horse like that, then you will certainly get what you deserve!!!
Oh and of course we CAN NOT live with out the "Look at me and my so perfect horse that I can stand on him to look badass!!" You ma'am are a douche' bag!! Thank you!