Um... Ok so here we have an ad on Dreamhorse.com for this here fine 5 year old "just imported" Hanoverian Gelding... and you can have this gem for the low low price of $35,000!! WOW what a STEAL! For a horse that can't even pick up it's god damn legs over a 2 foot jump. Oh and by the way if your are going to advertise your horse for this price in this market, let's say we take a better picture shall we?!?!?!
OOOHH Damn it I'm so jealous, I wish all my students had this AWESOME FUCKING EQUITATION!! I should find her and try to emmulate her riding techniques because let me tell you, they are bar none just damn ROCKING!!! ARRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!! Oh yes and I should mention, this lovely pony is also for sale for $3500. Truth be told, this pony MAY actually be worth his salt, his rider however leaves something to be desired...
Ok, now here we a have an absolutely beautiful Andalusian mare. Seems normal... ok here's what is NOT normal, her foal is for sale, for $15,000 and it is STILL IN UTERO!!!! Now supposedly this foal will be a great dressage "prospect" because it will be coming from "Champion bloodlines" Um... NO assholes!!! That foal could come out looking like Quasi-fucking-modo and you want me to pay $15,000 for something that I have never seen nor do I know jack ass shit about...WOW good luck to you, oh and if any of you out there are dumb enough to buy a horse like that, then you will certainly get what you deserve!!!