Saturday, October 25, 2008

You Want to Charge What?!?!?!?!


http://www.dreamhorse.com/show_horse.php?form_horse_id=1307451

Um... Ok so here we have an ad on Dreamhorse.com for this here fine 5 year old "just imported" Hanoverian Gelding... and you can have this gem for the low low price of $35,000!! WOW what a STEAL! For a horse that can't even pick up it's god damn legs over a 2 foot jump. Oh and by the way if your are going to advertise your horse for this price in this market, let's say we take a better picture shall we?!?!?!



http://www.dreamhorse.com/show_horse.php?form_horse_id=1246210

OOOHH Damn it I'm so jealous, I wish all my students had this AWESOME FUCKING EQUITATION!! I should find her and try to emmulate her riding techniques because let me tell you, they are bar none just damn ROCKING!!! ARRRRGGGGGGGGGG!!!! Oh yes and I should mention, this lovely pony is also for sale for $3500. Truth be told, this pony MAY actually be worth his salt, his rider however leaves something to be desired...


http://www.dreamhorse.com/show_horse.php?form_horse_id=1315111

Ok, now here we a have an absolutely beautiful Andalusian mare. Seems normal... ok here's what is NOT normal, her foal is for sale, for $15,000 and it is STILL IN UTERO!!!! Now supposedly this foal will be a great dressage "prospect" because it will be coming from "Champion bloodlines" Um... NO assholes!!! That foal could come out looking like Quasi-fucking-modo and you want me to pay $15,000 for something that I have never seen nor do I know jack ass shit about...WOW good luck to you, oh and if any of you out there are dumb enough to buy a horse like that, then you will certainly get what you deserve!!!

4 comments:

AlphaMare said...

Not to really disagree about the quality of the jump for the first horse -- however, a lot of horses with serious jumping ability will just slop over a wee fence like this without even really jumping -- especially with a perchy little rider. So he may be $Big quality. Still lousy picture. :)

TheHorseGirl said...

wow, that equitation is just sad...


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SpotMeSomeColor said...

The sabino pony IS an awesome boy. I used to own him! I got him as a hardly handled 3 yr old. I taught him to trust people, gelded him, started him under saddle, then sent him for 2 months with a pro trainer so I would feel comfortable selling him as a "kids" horse. He gave lead-line lessons to an 8 yr old and they went on to win a trophy in lead-line at a local show. He LOVES trails and he doesn't know he's only 13.1H. He is the ONLY horse I've sold that I miss and wish I could afford to buy back, even if only to see his face in the field everyday. The lady that is leasing him hinted to me that the owners would take less, if anyone wants a VERY nice pony. Very flashy, gaits like a warmblood, SO freakin' cute. I'm too tall for him to be his main rider and don't have any kids, so I can't convince the hubby to let me buy him back.

Trainer X said...

Yeah there is no doubt in my mind that the pony is quite nice. Espescially to put up with such crap ass riding!