Monday, November 3, 2008
Let's Play a Game called "This is Why You're a Dumbass"
Oh you will love these!!! In this edition of "This is Why You're a Dumb ass" we are going to look at some of the biggest dumb asses of all. The "my kids must have a horse, so I'll get them one even though I don't know shit about them, nor do I care for my kid's safety!" *Snort*
Here we have Contestant #1 in the "This is why you're Parents are Dumb" Division
3 kids, only one with boots on. Where is the adult???
For Fuck's Sake. I am NOT Commenting on this one except for "We may have a winner"
Here we have 2 fabulous photos of her STANDING on a pony with NO supervision!!! *cough fucktards cough*
And here we just do NOT have any fucking shoes on. But it's ok, because ponies don't weigh anything, and their hooves aren't sharp enough to really hurt my kid that bad. IDIOTS!
Ugh, here we have #4 Flip Flops. Now this girl MAY have actually been sucked into this. Like "Hey get on this horse o we can take a picture of how dead broke it is!!" Response? " I only have flip flo-" cut off by parent "Oh it'll just take a second. Get on up there" EEEEK!!
*Where is my Advil* #5
The Parent is actually participating in this assfest!! All I can say is OUCH for that horse's back and kidney's. He looks like a real sweetie of a horse though. Lucky for them.
Here we have #6
OH MY GOD!!! Holy shit! WE HAVE A WINNER!
*confetti falls* DING DING DING DING!!!!
What in the fucking hell is going through you're mind as a parent? I'll tell you what SHOULD be going through you're mind.
#1. Um helmets are only like $34.95 at the local feed store maybe I should go get one.
#2. LESSONS LESSONS LESSONS! Boy, I'm a cheap ass Fucker!!
#3. I better thank my lucky fucking stars that my pony is kind and gentle! Especially with my daughter jacking it in the flanks!!! Wait, I'm sorry on it's BACK!!
#4. My daughter is BRACING on that pony's neck to keep from biting the fucking dust!!!
Now why do I think that is???
Why?! Why would you do this and then use the photo to sell you're pony!?!?!?!?!?
Yes Contestant #6 is the Fucking winner!!